Following a conversation on Twitter is like [random gerund] a [random noun] on [another random noun].

Facebook is where you connect with old friends. Google+ is where you make new friends.

I have 99,424 on http://twitter.com/ChrisPirillo and 86,862 on https://profiles.google.com/chris.pirillo – which will hit 100,000 first?

Mormons apparently have a literacy problem. Or, their god must not believe in “NO SOLICITING” signs.

See everybody at Brickcon tomorrow in #Seattle? #LEGO

I just did something unimportant and needed to tell you immediately.

The Tea Party: disproving evolution (in more ways than one).

Yes! http://bit.ly/psO9D9

I should’ve been a lobbyist.

Someone asked if I had read any of the Harry Potter books. No. I’m gonna wait for the movies.