Religion is not genetic.

My First Confession went like this: “I lied, and did some other bad stuff.”

I think “Zuckerberg” might be German for “Town of Sucking?”

Ugh. I keep posting things. It’s time to unfollow myself. I can do that, right?

I have to say this sometimes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sr5gnwLw2M

If you think about it, cows are udderly amazing.

I just sneezed in my dog’s face and she said: “When you die, nothing happens.”

I’m full of elevension – which is a tiny bit more than tension.

In the geek world, it’s really SATAday.

I see that @GuyKawasaki can finally be traded at http://www.empireavenue.com/GUYK ~ which of you geeks will be the next to join?