Thank you @LaunchpadINW for not putting me on the 11th floor in the Davenport last night: http://youtu.be/ixkNcsyzmjI

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can get with just a kind word. [Willie Sutton]

Of your customer service experiences, which one’s the poorest? http://lgno.me/cKjMeG

Someone dropped a thick, yellowy tome on my front porch today. It’s full of names and numbers. I wonder if this is FaceTime-compatible?

As scandal is the second breath of life my name is down for an early copy. [Harold J. Laski]

What are some things that money can’t buy? http://lgno.me/dvJ2i7

Microsoft Kin is already dead in the water. http://lgno.me/a4GwyQ

That poor Microsoft http://lgno.me/a4GwyQKin device is already dead in the water after only six weeks on the marketplace.

Those who, in quarrels, interpose must often wipe a bloody nose. [John Gay]

Will you indulge in FaceTime while flying at 35,000 feet? http://lgno.me/cQKS1j